F C Q u o t e s

Updated as of 11-12-2021
  • "I will never hit a girl... or a guy. Only kids." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "I think you're just supposed to yeet babies." - Areli Llewelyn 
  • "The lion, the witch, and the audacity of this bitch." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "I stabbed him in the butt. I'm the butt stabber." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Sometimes some pinkies don't need to go up no assholes." - Goose Geesenael
  • "Damn right, I'm daddy." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Slaughtering people just puts me in such a good mood." - Garreth Dreadfang
  • "Lots and lots of panties have been defended over the years. They have never yielded easily." - Lia Lux
  • "Is uwu our goodbye? No, uwu is our always." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "They butt heads and then touch lips." - Goose Geesenael
  • "I speak pizza." - Garreth Dreadfang
  • "The kids have to throw it back, Chii!" - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Dinko is not trying to keep us alive, he's trying to keep us fresh." - Goose Geesenael
  • "I've been wanting to eat Areli for a long time, but she won't let me." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "You just wanted to hear me scream your name." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I'd feel like a pedo for you, Areli." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Haunt me harder, daddy." - Tsuko Manami
  • "You can do anything to my body uwu." - Goose Geesenael
  • "Vibing and dying. Just the average day." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "I will uwu you to death and then cook you." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "Let me tell you a secret: I'm into girls." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "I don't like tiny humans. It's better when you chop them." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "Give me iron daddy or give me death." - Chii Matsuo
  • "As I walk through the valley of darkness, I shall fear no clown." - Tsuko Manami
  • "I'm just looking at the beautiful scenery of war." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "If we don't have something nice to say, we just tear that bitch a new one." - Elektra Kikane
  • "Hold on, I need to box this child." - Bael Barago
  • "No offense, but eat my ass." - Tsuko Manami
  • "Why do people bleed? It's annoying." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "Beat the kids." - Goose Geesenael
  • "I would only try to kill a friend while under the influence of an alien." - Chii Matsuo
  • "I am the master, you are the blaster." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "What is the boiling point of human skin?" - Elise Li
  • "Scream for me." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "It's in the fucking trash where I'm going to put you." - Chii Matsuo
  • "I kind of zoned out for a second because I was thinking about raccoons." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I've got lots of smooths in my brain." - Goose Geesenael
  • "With enough help and peer pressure, you can get anyone to do anything." - Bael Barago
  • "This fern is the key to my destiny. Stay strong. I'll be back for you, baby." - Tsuko Manami
  • "You're supposed to burn a child or something." - Goose Geesenael
  • "I am both a treat and a threat." - Chii Matsuo
  • "Chii doesn't have pronouns. She just makes everyone else's pronouns was and wasn't." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "I hate when that happens. You're just going about your day and you get fingered." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "We were looking for gas and all we found was God." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "Is that what you want? For me to crawl towards you with my collar on and lick your shoes?" - Mikh'a Tia
  • "Sometimes you tell a pig you won't kill it and the pig says fine I'll kill myself." - Chii Matsuo
  • "I'm gay does that mean I can do crime? Okay. I wanna do crime." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "I would love to but my insides are currently on the outsides." - Garreth Dreadfang


  • "I'm not fucking a spider, bro. That's where I draw the line." - Tsuko Manami
  • "I want to kill people." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "Oh yes! Oh yeeees! That's what I like to yell." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "I won't fall asleep in voice chat because I don't like you." - Chii Matsuo
  • "That's the best way to deal with a fear. If you're afraid of it, fuck it." - Garreth Dreadfang
  • "Step on me daddy." - Yuuki Manami
  • "Till the sea swallows all... or you do." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "Your screams at night help me sleep." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I abuse you because you're a pedophile." - Itori Kirishima
  • "I laugh. I sigh. And I also cry." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I stared death in the face, and death flinched." - Bael Barago
  • "I would fight for Lia. I would lose, but I would lose for Lia." - Chii Matsuo
  • "We will be here to remind you that circles, too, exist." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Your mom is a toaster!" - Kousotsu Tro
  • "Aren could do it. He uses it for evil but he has the skill." - Lia Lux
  • "Please stand outside my window and stare at me comfortingly." - Chii Matsuo
  • "I'll tell the story... bees!" - Chii Matsuo 
  • "Don't tell her about my laser eyes!" - Tsuko Manami
  • "She likes fresh murder." - Lia Lux
  • "Sometimes bad yeets happen to good people." - Aren Drakaiser
  • "There's just something about a homicidal guy with a katana." - Tsuko Manami
  • "Everyone we care about is dead or Isekaid." - Lia Lux
  • "To think, earlier today, you didn't want me inside you, Mikh'a." - Goose Geesenael
  • "We saw which ones had drinkable levels of fecal matter." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "I'm gonna have to do this guy a lot today to get what I need." - Chii Matsuo
  • "I don't want to be asked math questions by a cat." - Elektra Kikane
  • "You literally just said you are too stupid to harass." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "I didn't say anything about a child and buttplugs." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "The last time I saw you, you were dead by my hand." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "It was I, the sugar daddy." - Kyu Kuraji 
  • "I acknowledge that you'd be happy if I murdered you and fed you to sharks... but that doesn't mean I would be!" - Kyu Kuraji
  • "That's how you make a character really powerful... by cannibalism." - Lia Lux
  • "If there's one things the scions need, its therapy." - Tsuko Manami
  • "Woah, woah, wait, wait. I'm killin' some children." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "People die when they are killed, Areli." - Lia Lux
  • "I got disconnected because of my life choices." - Lia Lux
  • "We're just hitting on girls." - Lia Lux
  • "So we can be on the moon, listening to country music, and riding a giant whale." - Lia Lux
  • "I don't want to be straight, I just want to be happy." - Tsuko Manami
  • "Girls who are lactose intolerant got nerfed because they were too powerful. Girls who are lactose intolerant who still consume dairy decided to fight and consume God herself." - Elise Li
  • "Fuck it. Bad vibes only." - Tsuko Manami
  • "I know that cheese is very seductive." - Aren Drakaiser
  • "This FC is entirely too suicidal." - Tsuko Manami
  • "You need to practice with your tongue." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "They haunt me even in my sleep. I dream I am falling into a pool of milk. Look down. I am a cookie." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "You know, we both get to enjoy this. You get to meet your husband, I get to beat him up." - Tsuko Manami
  • "Just a regular day in Haven. Gotta be careful of the spontaneous murder." - Tsuko Manami
  • "Call my boobs Ala Mhigo and Doma, cause they are liberated." - Elise Li
  • "Glad you're not dying. Let's go fight God." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Why did you kill my family? To test my limits." - Bael Barago
  • "You built an awesome horse stable with an optional sex dungeon." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "I've dated pigeons but I will still not read fanfiction about Shrek!" - Chii Matsuo
  • "I know how to cook some perfect human legs." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "I am not going to steal you on your re-wedding day to my ex wife!" - Yuuki Manami
  • "Half an inch doesn't matter to you but it does to me!" - Chii Matsuo
  • "Kind of wonky but it gets the job done... That's me." - Yuuki Manami
  • "Too bad I'm an alcoholic boyfriend." - Bael Barago
  • "It involves Kou, leather, and shame." - Yuuki Manami
  • "It was nice dying together. As a true family." - Kyu Kuraji 
  • "It's really about the friends we murdered along the way." - Yuuki Manami
  • "I said a lot of words and none of them were correct." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "You don't need any of that when you're two helicopters." - Tsuko Manami
  • "He got really impressed when she killed a bunch of people with a grapefruit." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "I don't need no man. I need... a child." - Goose Geesenael
  • "You can hear me, but I'll pretend you can't, so eat my asshole." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "It has two functions: pleasure and murder." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I can fit whatever I want in whatever hole I want." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "Turn her down then beat the crap out of her." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "I just want to hit on the general populace." - Chii Matsuo
  • "Thanks Areli, I can always count on your nuts." - Goose Geesenael
  • "Are we calling Lia a hooker?" - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I could just wait an hour, break your neck, and then hang out with your dogs." - Chii Matsuo
  • "Are you the sickness, because I will purge you." - Chii Matsuo
  • "I love a casual gathering around a couple of fires, burning small animals." - Goose Geesenael 
  • "You know what I'm gonna do today? Sin." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Imma tie her and blind her and put her in a potato sack and steal her." - Mikh'a Tia
  • "I just want to pick up Chii and throw her off a fucking cliff." - Kallovic Kardell
  • "Hey Mikh'a, remember when you mounted Areli and moaned?" - Goose Geesenael 
  • "Call me a filthy mongrel please." - Bael Barago
  • "Sometimes at night you can hear the trees exploding." - Kallovic Kardell
  • "The most I'm okay with is casual kidnapping." - Chii Matsuo
  • "Burger King kept throwing stale whoppers at me." - Kyu Kuraji 
  • "I didn't mean to want to kill my dad." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "It might finally be big enough to satisfy me." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Would you rather sleep in a toddler sized bed or in a regular sized bed but the whole room is minion themed?" - Kyu Kuraji 
  • "Consent is key. I know where you sleep at night." - Chii Matsuo
  • "What is a little nakedness in between friends?" - Areli Llewelyn 
  • "I love video games you shouldn't play in front of your kids!" - Lia Lux
  • "Good news: I survived. Bad news: I'm a frog." - Tsuko Manami
  • "You can't solve your problems by eating the competition." - Tsuko Manami
  • "We have to have respectable levels of stalking." - Chii Matsuo
  • "It is only fun if they run." - Tsuko Manami
  • "You went from the book to the blade and somehow became more of a nerd." - Yuuki Manami
  • "Some people sell feet pics, some people decorate houses." - Tsuko Manami
  • "Live fast. Die faster." - Tsuko Manami
  • "I was so for the cause that I forgot what the cause was." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "No. Wait. I want to kill people." - Bael Barago
  • "Some days it be gongaga, some days it don't be gongaga." - Elise Li
  • "Okay, then perish." - Aika Marukyu
  • "What did I say about fucking with my BEES?" - Chii Matsuo
  • "Breaking blocks, then I'll be killing gods. The usual." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "She didn't speak, so that means it's consensual!" - Itori Kirishima 
  • "Chii, have you gotten Bal pregnant yet?" - Aren Drakaiser
  • "Rest in uncooked spaghetti, because you won't have any water to cook it with." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Wait. Sorry. I didn't mean to trade I meant to die." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "It's not forgive and forget. It's murder and forget." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Life is trash. That's why you put alcohol in pancakes." - Itori Kirishima
  • "Ohana means gang gang. Gang gang means everybody gets a cookie." - Yuuki Manami, Itori Kirishima
  • "That is a lot of meat I'm putting in my mouth at once." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "o/ o7 o?" - Lia Lux
  • "A little bit of drugging is good." - Chii Matsuo
  • "Please abuse me but don't take that the wrong way." - Chii Matsuo
  • "I'm just a transformer. My second form is an attack helicopter." - Aren Drakaiser
  • "They may be males, but they ain't men." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "You yeet the meat after you play with it." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I'm drowning in meat." - Chii Matsuo
  • "Also, I'm not a god I'm an alien." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "Shall we fight them? ... The thots?" - Lia Lux
  • "To be fair, we weren't touching the butt, we were trying to stick guns up the butt." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "So your tank is drunk and your healer is high? Good luck. Godspeed." - Lia Lux
  • "Sweet dreams are made of small boys." - Goose Geesenael
  • "Roofie him but in a good way." - Bael Barago
  • "You underestimate how tasty I am." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "The monkeys are just gonna watch. Creeps." - Lia Lux
  • "I'm so excited. In two days, I get to eat a two day old cookie!" - Aren Drakaiser
  • "onii-chan that's the wrong hole." - Chii Matsuo
  • "uwu me harder" - Kyu Kuarji
  • "I'm not going to hide; I'm going to hope." - Chii Matsuo
  • "I enjoy lightly buttered crevasse." - Rhesh Rehlanah
  • "When a couple of fairies who were up to no good started making trouble in my Greatwood. Got in one little fight and The Exarch got scared and said 'You're moving in with your Auntie and Uncle in the Crystarium' " - Goose Geesenael
  • "I know how brain work good." - Aren Drakaiser
  • "Did you just compare me to diarrhea?" - Chii Matsuo
  • "To make food is your real test, to eat it is your cause." - Aren Drakaiser
  • "It's like waiting on Christmas as a kid except the presents are dlc and santa is yoshida." - Goose Geesenael
  • "Like Jimmy Johns freaky fast? Oh I should be careful or I'll summon Aren." - Yuuki Manami
  • "I literally have a watermelon brain." - Aika Marukyu
  • "His accent is making a trip through Europe right now." - Bael Barago
  • "Also there was the thing about bending him over." - Chii Matsuo
  • "Something about peanut butter and ceiling fans and puppies on the wall." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "What if the world is just a zoo for humans and aliens are just watching us?" - Aren Drakaiser
  • "Jellybean is the ultimate pet name." - Aren Drakaiser
  • "I am frequently scared of toast." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Like murder tickles." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "So is it okay to run over corpses?" - Lia Lux
  • "Like homey but slicey." - Goose Geesenael
  • "3 comes after 2, except when 3 is before 1." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Easy breezy lemon squeezy, cover girl." - Aren Drakaiser, Areli Llewelyn
  • "We're like a room of eccentric cultists." - Bael Barago
  • "Oh my gosh, I can come out to the world now." - Bael Barago
  • "Oh did you have plans to do what you wanted to do? No, not in this FC." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "You slapped my butt so hard you broke my wifi." - Aren Drakaiser 
  • "It's kidnapping not optionnapping." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "Sorry, I was busy trying to remember the real slim shady lyrics." - Chii Matsuo
  • "I promise, anything that happens between me and my catfish is purely consensual." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Areli likes the D." - Lia Lux
  • "I can always count on Areli to help me be a bad person." - Yuuki Manami
  • "Celebrate your white power all over these people." - Bael Barago
  • "I accept all kinds of nuts in my mouth." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I was thinking about onions." - Lia Lux
  • "I'm going to play it on the slicer. I got the new cheese expansion." - Aren Drakaiser
  • "I would roll need on you" - Yuuki Manami
  • "Who needs enemies when you have an FC." - Cern Morth
  • "I too get the urge to pop cat heads off." - Yuuki Manami
  • "You have no idea how many people call me everyday saying 'Where's my money?'" - Bael Barago
  • "I can hear the SWAT choppers coming towards the FC house." - Yuuki Manami
  • "Talking about underaged buttholes." - Bael Barago
  • "Have you ever seen a fist getting fisted?" - Aren Drakaiser
  • "This one comes with an eleven year old!" - Areli Llewelyn
  • "That guy is a real fella." - Yuuki Manami
  • "Let it be known that Bael is a masochist with a biting kink." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Bael likes getting hit. It's kind of Bael's thing." - Lia Lux
  • "You just wait. You'll see me and I'll do something evil." - Bael Barago
  • "Already got my 3 wedding dresses, you can have her." - Yuuki Manami
  • "I was just thinking of crackers and Dega." - Chii Matsuo
  • "If we have a picnic on it, is it carpet munching?" - Rhesh Rehlanah
  • "Pop in, save the day, tank stuff." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "I'm just a glorified watering can." - Chii Matsuo
  • "They are too shallow. No matter how hard I shove they just won't go in." - Chii Matsuo
  • "Would you rather sleep in cooked spaghetti or uncooked spaghetti?" - Kyu Kuraji
  • "You can lick me, not bite me." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I was distracted by bologna." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Yeah I'm a messy person. Filthy even." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "Daddy says be a good lil boy." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "Let no unwholesome words come out of your face hole." - Aren Drakaiser
  • "I was in a ghost orifice." - Areli Llewelyn
  • "My goal is to kill all of you guys, you're welcome." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "If you can see me, you can mount me." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "I'ma burn the house now. Know this is your fault, Chii." - Kousotsu Tro
  • "I can't wait for America to hopelessly fall into catastrophe so I can be gosh darn Canadian." - Kyu Kuraji
  • "Enjoy your popcorn before I wipe out the human race." - Kyu Kuraji 
  • "I understand if it being late is difficult for someone so seasoned. At least you aren't bland." - Yuuki Manami
  • "Oh wow, you've marinated quite nicely." - Bael Barago
  • "If I said, 'Give me that drink, ABRA CADABRA!!!, would you do it?" - Yuuki Manami

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